Friday, 22 August 2014

unsummer in Summerland: do's and don'ts of camping

If Simon was writing this post of do's and don'ts it would be simple: don't go camping. like ever. ever. ever. end of post. But since it was my idea that it would be so fun to camp with the kids and sleep in a tent, I have to elaborate a bit more on the camping experience. So here goes:

#1 Don't expect that it will be sunny.
This one caught me off guard. Middle of August in Summerland in the Okanagan. It is like perpetually 30 degrees there and the week that we are going the forecast called for rain and thunderstorms. Really? Seriously?

#2 Do pack everything you need, everything you think you will need and everything you probably won't need but if you don't pack it you will wish you had.


#3. Do camp with friends.
This is really the only reason why I wanted to even attempt camping because my two closest friends were camping too with their kids. I don’t know why anyone would want to camp without moral support.



#4. Don’t pintrest fancy camping meals. Do keep it simple.
This made supper so easy. I had pre-cut the sausages and broccoli for one meal and just added it to some mac and cheese. The next dinner I had frozen meat sauce made and just added it to spaghetti. However because of the campfire ban, I didn't get to make real s'mores. We tried to make them on the BBQ but that was a bit of a fail.






#5 Do pack air mattresses.
They are more comfortable to sleep on and they double as trampolines for the kids to play on.





#6  Don’t forget your toddler needs a mattress too.
Halfway on the drive we realize we didn’t pack Natallie’s camping mat. Simon said it would be fine and she could just sleep with him on his mattress. This led to him waking him in the crack between the two mattresses every morning. Kudos to any parents who share a bed on a nightly basis, I don’t know how you do it.

#7 Do camp beside beautiful lakes.
Usually I sleep with Noah’s white noise machine of the ocean in the background but it was so refreshing to have “real” white noise of the water and crickets. And with the lake steps away from our campsite, it was a great place to bathe the kids after supper, especially when Noah scrubs his face and hair with his peanut butter sandwich.




#8 Don’t expect to sleep.
 I love my children but I do not love them enough to want to sleep inches away from them in a confined space.  Very hard to ignore your toddler when she keeps poking you at 11:00pm telling you that in case you didn’t notice she is not sleepy and very awake. Also very hard to just close your eyes and ignore the baby that is standing up in the playpen at 5:20am. 


#9 Do rent a boat.
Thanks to Rachael & Lance for making reservations for a luxury pontoon boat.  The kids loved it, the adults all loved it, the guys even got to do some tow-skimboarding. Later in the afternoon, we did have to call it quits earlier than we wanted because it started to pour.  












#10 Do seek refuge when its pouring.
Our previous plan was to go to some wineries that afternoon but not the best rainy day activity so we took the kids swimming at the community center instead. The kids loved the slides and we loved the hot tub and a warm shower.

#11 Do plan for “tree mail”
Kristin had a great idea to make gift bags for all the kids with little trinkets inside. The kids got to open their “tree mail” every night after supper. The glo sticks were a big hit.


#12 Do pack a play pen.
A play pen is essential for a mobile baby. The only two places we could keep Noah out of trouble was the playpen and the cab of the truck.



#13 Do visit random tourist destinations
Did you know there is a kangaroo farm in Kelowna? Who knew? It was a huge hit with the kids. A baby kangaroo is still super cute and cuddly even if it was raining a bit.







#14 Do take your toddler star-gazing.
It was 11:00pm and Natallie wasn’t asleep anyways so we went to the lake and looked for constellations. The good thing about the day being rainy was that the sky was so clear at night. 

#15 Don’t stay too long
Our camping trip was combined with a trip to visit Grandma & Grandpa so we only had to endure 2 nights of Natallie staying up way too late and Noah waking up way too early.

#16 Do recuperate at Grandma’s
It was so nice to have a roof, warm beds, a place to do laundry, tractors, ATVs and baby kittens. Although the rain was disappointing, it was wet enough that we made a campfire just so I could roast 2 marshmallows and show Natallie what a real s’more tastes like.






#17 Do forget how much effort it took so you might do it again.
#18 Do look for good deals for hotels next time.



Sunday, 3 August 2014

BEACH: before kids and after kids.

Going to the beach pre-baby: wake up lazily on a Saturday morning, look out the window and see that it is 11:00am and gorgeously sunny. Enjoy a nice pancake breakfast with husband. Discuss intelligent topics and causally mention that going to the beach would be nice. Put on bathing suit, grab a towel and drive to beach. Lay on towel in the sand. Read a Shopoholic novel. Put on more sunscreen and work on tan. Walk hand in hand with husband to ocean, throw the skimboard a few times. Friends show up. Talk. Laugh. Blare Bob Marley's Jammin' on speakers. Roast hot dogs. Go home, take shower and sleep 10 hours.

Going to the beach with children: start planning a week (maybe weeks) in advance. Make a checklist of everything we will need. Consider renting u-haul for the amont of stuff required but remember husband has large pick-up truck. Stay up late packing truck with everything the children own. Wake up to Baby crying at 5:00am. Convince Baby to go back to sleep until 7:00am. Rejoice that you got to sleep in til 7:00am!

Triple tasking feeding oatmeal to baby, cheerios to toddler and pack snacks for beach. Eat Toddler's leftovers for breakfast. Tell Toddler to put on bathing suit. Explain that the one she wants to wear is size 6 and too big and its only in her closet because it was on sale and it will fit in 3 years. Negotiate she can wear the top of the size 6 bathing suit but she has to wear bottoms that stay on. Explain to whining Toddler that yes, it is her bathing, yes I bought it for you but no, your bum is too small right now for it. And yes your bum will grow bigger and in 3 years you can wear the bottom part.

Tell Toddler to put on sunscreen. Chase Toddler around the house with sunscreen in your hand. Give up and put sunscreen on Baby first. Look everywhere for Baby's bathing suit. Dig out everything that was put in the truck the night before to see if its there. Find bathing suit in Toddler's room. Question yourself if you left it there or if it was Toddler's fault. Blame Toddler.

Pack everything in truck and wonder if there is room for the children. Decide to move things around to fit the children.

Leave house at 9:33 am. So impressed. Fist pump to husband.

Pray Baby will nap 45 minutes on the way to the beach. Baby is awake for 40 minutes and falls asleep the last 5 minutes of the ride. Baby wakes up as soon as husband turns ignition off.

Unload everything into wagon. Drag everything onto the beach. Set up tent and umbrella. Put Baby in shade. Baby prefers to be in the sun and eat sand. Try to stop Baby from eating sand. Try giving Baby crackers to eat instead of sand. Baby scoops sand with cracker and eats it. Baby is happy eating sand. Give up and decide as long as Baby is happy ingesting sand is probably not permanently damaging.





Decide it was so much work to get here and just enjoy it.




Toddler and Baby both get the memo. Both have tons of fun. Splash in skim puddles.


 Dad tows kids on his skimboard invention. Even Noah learns to hold on!


Watch Dad and Mom prove they still got it (a little bit). Build sandcastles and blare  the Frozen soundtrack on speakers. Pretend you don't know all the words to Let it Go.




Natallie starts to look tired but then friends show up. Suddenly receives second wind of energy.







 Jump waves in ocean. Marvel at dead crabs.



2:30pm. In awe that Baby is still happy and awake. Nurse Baby in tent. Drag stroller across sand, put Baby in stroller. Cover with excessive amount of blankets and push baby in sand until he falls asleep. Baby and friend's baby sleep next to each other at beach.


4:45pm. Baby is awake after 2 hour nap in stroller. Toddler is exhausted. Haul everything back in car. Toddler falls asleep in car seat before leaving the parking lot.
Unpack truck and clean sand out of the house for the next several weeks.

Decide it was worth it and start planning for next beach day.